I CAN SEE FOREVER

onstreetsofstars:

cumberbitchsandwich:

theconsultingarmydoctor:

yourclosetfangirl:

timelordy-teganbreann:

monocle-shark:

lacerateyourbrain:

reichenbitch:

pointy-earedbastard:

breathingsboring:

Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.

Did I just hear Benedict Cumberbatch say the word dildo

I believe I did

dear LORD

I FEEL SO VERY, VERY DIRTY.

I DON’T WANT TO GET RID OF THIS DIRTINESS.

please forgive my tags

• #AND I’M USING EARPHONES
• #SO IT’S COMPLETELY SURROUNDING IN MYBRAIN
• #I CAN— OH HE JUST MADE THE WORD MANHOOD SOUND LIKE A GOOD THING
• #CAN’T BRAIN
• #OH MY GOD
• #’MAIDENHOOD’
• #HE’S TAKING THEIR VIRGINITIES
• #HOW DOES HE NOT GIGGLE READING ALL THIS
• #’MADAM OREO’
• #OREO
• #OREO THO
• #BOSOM
• #STAWP IT BEN
• #’OBVIOUS EXCITEMENT’. THAT MEANS ERECTION
• #OMG
• #MOTHER OF GOD I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH
• #VOUYERISM NOW WHAT
• #OH
• #KISS HIM
• #MOTHER OF LOVE
• #THIS IS SO STRANGELY GOOD
• #wait what transvestite what
• #HE JUST SAID DILDO
• #DILDO
• #BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH JUST SAID DILDO

Jesus. Holy FUCK. Stop what you’re doing right now and listen to this. Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice IS porn. Hardcore, dirty voice porn. Yes, he’s reading erotica, but he could be reading a physics textbook and make it erotic. *sighhhhhhhh*

OH GOD HELP

OH MY GOD, HE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO SAY THESE THINGS IN A WAY THAT JUST…

All I can say is that I can totally picture him using this tone of voice as Sherlock, speaking to Watson.